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Darien's Library Computer

Darien's Library Computer or Silly Stories is a mini-game in Putt-Putt Travels Through Time. It is found in the Future time period. This is similar to an activity in Big Thinkers! Kindergarten.

Putt-Putt Travels Through Time[]

Putt-Putt can find Darien's Library Computer in his library. It is only important to come here in the Medieval History Report/Essay storyline.

Outside of the Medieval History Report/Essay storyline, Putt-Putt cannot obtain a book from the library as the library has no paper to use in any of the other storylines involving the history report/essay.

Gameplay[]

Welcome to the Silly Story Maker in the Distant Future.

Select the GREEN Words to change them and edit the story. To hear your story, click on the RED SPEAKER, to see a different story use the ARROW Buttons. There are 10 different stories to choose from.

Stories[]

Putt-Putt Travels Through Time[]

The Pig[]

The A pig was hungry! He ate three B C. His pet D ate the scraps.

A = large, greased, flying, or sneaky

B = pink, red, orange, or blue

C = petunias, oranges, truffles, or shoes

D = dog, rock, iguana, or yak

The Hero[]

The manatee found the missing A. Now all of the B will be happy! Is that C that they're throwing?

A = t-shirts, bowties, hats, or lederhosen

B = dogs, beavers, ants, or lizards

C = confetti, cheese, fruit, or spaghetti

The Band[]

The A cried when their instruments turned into B. But they laughed when the audience turned into C!

A = bunnies, penguins, puppies, or rats

B = fish, tacos/crisps, pizza, or cheese

C = turtles, beetles, seagulls, or umbrellas/bowling pins

The Playground[]

Look! That A just jumped off the B so hard his shoes fell off. Hope he lands in that pile of C!

A = monkey, lizard, goat, or panda

B = monkeybars, curly slide, tire swing, or buffalo

C = sawdust, leaves, old socks, or ice cream

The Lion[]

The lion is carrying a A and a B. He's balancing a C on his head.

A = watermelon, telescope, barrel, or (foot)ball

B = cheese log, giant pickle, dachshund, or bagpipe

C = fan, harp, chair, or basket

The Scale[]

Which weighs more, a pound/kilo of A or a pound/kilo of B? Suzie writes the answer with C.

A = lead, nails, cat food, or sponges

B = feathers, crayons, balloons, or waffles

C = a pen, a spatula, a banana, or an eel

Mr./The Bear[]

The bear combs his hair with a A. He brushes his teeth with a B. Afterward(s), he'll wash his hands with C.

A = hairbrush, rake, do(ngh)nut, or branch

B = toothbrush, pickle, banana, or bacon strip/rasher

C = soap, cheese, eggs, or jelly/jam

The Elephant[]

Yikes! The elephant is trying to ski on A, on a mountain of B. "Look out for the C!"

A = banana peels, electric eels, butter knives, or pickles

B = snow, butter, cereal, or glue

C = toast, watermelons, gophers, or bean bags

Vampire[]

That vampire has A instead of fangs. Can you find his friends the were-B and the mummy-C?

A = hot peppers, piano keys, spaghetti, or mushrooms

B = walrus, wombat, warthog, or waffle

C = bunny, beaver, puppy, or python

Pajama Sam (cameo)[]

Sam sleeps all snug in his A, covered with cozy/cosy B. He dreams his socks are all C.

A = bed, bathtub, piano, or salad bowl

B = blankets, feathers, fruit, or laundry

C = missing, itty-bitty, plaid, or dancing

Big Thinkers Kindergarten[]

A Fairy Tale[]

The A looks for B on the other side of the C. Do you see Ben disguised as a D?

A = leprechaun, giant, bear, lemming

B = gold, beans, porridge, a boat

C = rainbow, beanstalk, bridge, canyon

D = tree, sign, scarecrow, statue

Brightly Beach Memoirs[]

Isn't the beach fun? The A is setting over a B sea. Those C are watching Ben make D in the sand.

A = sun, television, donut, pumpkin

B = blue, pink, tan, polka-dot

C = crabs, walruses, starfish, surfers

D = castles, pyramids, music, pizza

Baby Ben[]

Ben's arms look like A, his head like a B. His legs look like C and his body like a D.

A = cheese, Zs, peas, tees

B = cake, milkshake, snowflake, steak

C = keys, bees, trees, squeegees

D = rake, snake, lake, stake

Backyard Brightlyball[]

It's the A against the B! THe pitcher just threw a C ball. Do you think the batter can hit it with that D?

A = mice, birds, newts, flies

B = elephants, bats, alligators, spiders

C = curve, moth, glue, hair

D = salmon, pickle, mouse, sausage

Jack and the Benstalk[]

Jack the A planted some B. They didn't grow, but Ben's helping by being a C. Can Jack get past the D?

A = rabbit, donkey, crab, manatee

B = beans, acorns, worms, feathers

C = beanstalk, ladder, rope, trellis

D = dogs, dragon, jugglers, accordions

Big Ben[]

Look at the time on Ben the A! The B is late to the B in the park. She better drive her D faster!

A = clock, sundial, hourglass, watch

B = snail, beetle, mouse, snake

C = party, concert, game, meeting

D = bicycle, go-cart, motorcycle, potato

Unused Stories[]

The Magician[]

Distracted by the A, Merlin turned the King's B into a C.

A = jester, fly, mouse, or elephant

B = crown, staff, throne, or wife

C = frog, martian/gorilla, ice cream cone, or accordion

Too High[]

The A is trying to get the B up on the C, But it's too high.

A = bear, troll, wolf, or spider

B = billy goat, three pigs, porridge, or curds and whey

C = picket fence, pile of straw, stone bridge, or briar patch

The Kids[]

The A kids are going shopping. They all want the B that features C.

A = smart, tall, weird, or hyperactive

B = game, novel, magazine, or movie

C = Pajama Sam, Freddi Fish, Luther, or Putt-Putt

Sentences[]

The Pig (Part 1)[]

  • The large pig was hungry!
  • The greased pig was hungry!
  • The flying pig was hungry!
  • The sneaky pig was hungry!

The Pig (Part 2)[]

  • He ate three pink petunias.
  • He ate three pink oranges.
  • He ate three pink truffles.
  • He ate three pink shoes.
  • He ate three red petunias.
  • He ate three red oranges.
  • He ate three red truffles.
  • He ate three red shoes.
  • He ate three orange petunias.
  • He ate three orange oranges.
  • He ate three orange truffles.
  • He ate three orange shoes.
  • He ate three blue petunias.
  • He ate three blue oranges.
  • He ate three blue truffles.
  • He ate three blue shoes.

The Pig (Part 3)[]

  • His pet dog ate the scraps.
  • His pet rock ate the scraps.
  • His pet iguana ate the scraps.
  • His pet yak ate the scraps.

The Band (Part 1)[]

  • The bunnies cried when their instruments turned into fish.
  • The bunnies cried when their instruments turned into tacos/crisps.
  • The bunnies cried when their instruments turned into pizza.
  • The bunnies cried when their instruments turned into cheese.
  • The penguins cried when their instruments turned into fish.
  • The penguins cried when their instruments turned into tacos/crisps.
  • The penguins cried when their instruments turned into pizza.
  • The penguins cried when their instruments turned into cheese.
  • The puppies cried when their instruments turned into fish.
  • The puppies cried when their instruments turned into tacos/crisps.
  • The puppies cried when their instruments turned into pizza.
  • The puppies cried when their instruments turned into cheese.
  • The rats cried when their instruments turned into fish.
  • The rats cried when their instruments turned into tacos/crisps.
  • The rats cried when their instruments turned into pizza.
  • The rats cried when their instruments turned into cheese.

The Band (Part 2)[]

  • But they laughed when the audience turned into turtles!
  • But they laughed when the audience turned into beetles!
  • But they laughed when the audience turned into seagulls!
  • But they laughed when the audience turned into umbrellas/bowling pins!

The Playground (Part 1)[]

  • Look!

The Playground (Part 2)[]

  • That monkey just jumped off the monkeybars so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That monkey just jumped off the curly slide so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That monkey just jumped off the tire swing so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That monkey just jumped off the buffalo so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That lizard just jumped off the monkeybars so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That lizard just jumped off the curly slide so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That lizard just jumped off the tire swing so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That lizard just jumped off the buffalo so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That goat just jumped off the monkeybars so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That goat just jumped off the curly slide so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That goat just jumped off the tire swing so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That goat just jumped off the buffalo so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That panda just jumped off the monkeybars so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That panda just jumped off the curly slide so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That panda just jumped off the tire swing so hard his shoes fell off.
  • That panda just jumped off the buffalo so hard his shoes fell off.

The Playground (Part 3)[]

  • Hope he lands in that pile of sawdust!
  • Hope he lands in that pile of leaves!
  • Hope he lands in that pile of old socks!
  • Hope he lands in that pile of ice cream!

The Lion (Part 1)[]

  • The lion is carrying a watermelon and a cheese log.
  • The lion is carrying a watermelon and a giant pickle.
  • The lion is carrying a watermelon and a dachshund.
  • The lion is carrying a watermelon and a bagpipe.
  • The lion is carrying a telescope and a cheese log.
  • The lion is carrying a telescope and a giant pickle.
  • The lion is carrying a telescope and a dachshund.
  • The lion is carrying a telescope and a bagpipe.
  • The lion is carrying a barrel and a cheese log.
  • The lion is carrying a barrel and a giant pickle.
  • The lion is carrying a barrel and a dachshund.
  • The lion is carrying a barrel and a bagpipe.
  • The lion is carrying a (foot)ball and a cheese log.
  • The lion is carrying a (foot)ball and a giant pickle.
  • The lion is carrying a (foot)ball and a dachshund.
  • The lion is carrying a (foot)ball and a bagpipe.

The Lion (Part 2)[]

  • He's balancing a fan on his head.
  • He's balancing a harp on his head.
  • He's balancing a chair on his head.
  • He's balancing a basket on his head.

Mr./The Bear (Part 1)[]

  • The bear combs his hair with a hairbrush.
  • The bear combs his hair with a rake.
  • The bear combs his hair with a do(ngh)nut.
  • The bear combs his hair with a branch.

Mr./The Bear (Part 2)[]

  • He brushes his teeth with a toothbrush.
  • He brushes his teeth with a pickle.
  • He brushes his teeth with a banana.
  • He brushes his teeth with a bacon strip/rasher.

Mr./The Bear (Part 3)[]

  • Afterward(s), he'll wash his hands with soap.
  • Afterward(s), he'll wash his hands with cheese.
  • Afterward(s), he'll wash his hands with eggs.
  • Afterward(s), he'll wash his hands with jelly/jam.

The Elephant (Part 1)[]

  • Yikes! The elephant is trying to ski on banana peels...
  • Yikes! The elephant is trying to ski on electric eels...
  • Yikes! The elephant is trying to ski on butter knives...
  • Yikes! The elephant is trying to ski on pickles...

The Elephant (Part 2)[]

  • ...on a mountain of snow.
  • ...on a mountain of butter.
  • ...on a mountain of cereal.
  • ...on a mountain of glue.

The Elephant (Part 3)[]

  • "Look out for the toast!"
  • "Look out for the watermelons!"
  • "Look out for the gophers!"
  • "Look out for the bean bags!"

Vampire (Part 1)[]

  • That vampire has hot peppers instead of fangs.
  • That vampire has piano keys instead of fangs.
  • That vampire has spaghetti instead of fangs.
  • That vampire has mushrooms instead of fangs.

Vampire (Part 2)[]

  • Can you find his friends the were-walrus and the mummy-bunny?
  • Can you find his friends the were-walrus and the mummy-beaver?
  • Can you find his friends the were-walrus and the mummy-puppy?
  • Can you find his friends the were-walrus and the mummy-python?
  • Can you find his friends the were-wombat and the mummy-bunny?
  • Can you find his friends the were-wombat and the mummy-beaver?
  • Can you find his friends the were-wombat and the mummy-puppy?
  • Can you find his friends the were-wombat and the mummy-python?
  • Can you find his friends the were-warthog and the mummy-bunny?
  • Can you find his friends the were-warthog and the mummy-beaver?
  • Can you find his friends the were-warthog and the mummy-puppy?
  • Can you find his friends the were-warthog and the mummy-python?
  • Can you find his friends the were-waffle and the mummy-bunny?
  • Can you find his friends the were-waffle and the mummy-beaver?
  • Can you find his friends the were-waffle and the mummy-puppy?
  • Can you find his friends the were-waffle and the mummy-python?

Trivia[]

  • This game is very similar to Mad Libs.
  • In the French and Dutch dubs, one of the options for the B in Mr./The Bear is a hammer. This was changed to a bacon strip/rasher in all other dubs, possibly due to the fact it would hurt to brush teeth with a hammer.
  • The Hero, The Scale, and Pajama Sam are the only stories that King Chariot will not ask for in the Medieval History Report/Essay storyline.
    • As such, Putt-Putt will not describe what the storybook is about if the player obtains either The Hero, The Scale, or Pajama Sam stories and the player clicks on the book in the inventory. He will instead mention that it is the book he got from Darien.
  • Three stories (The Magician, Too High, and The Kids) were going to be in the game, but were unused for some reason.
  • In this game, King Chariot starts a sentence in the Medieval Times and the Silly Storyteller echoes one on the computer.
  • In the UK dub, the first U in doughnut is upside-down.
  • In the UK dub, despite "The bear combs his hair with a donut. He brushes his teeth with a bacon strip. Afterward, he'll wash his hands with soap/cheese/eggs/jelly." being changed to "The bear combs his hair with a doughnut. He brushes his teeth with a bacon rasher. Afterwards, he'll wash his hands with soap/cheese/eggs/jam.", King Chariot still says, "The bear combs his hair with a donut. He brushes his teeth with a bacon strip. Afterward, he'll wash his hands with soap/cheese/eggs/jelly.".